Sketchiest Doodle

Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a white background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want. [Quality boosters — apply to all results] - Follow the trend's specific art style (cel-shading, watercolor, 3D Pixar, etc.) as the top priority. The identifiability/expression rules below apply WITHIN that style - Keep the subject's face shape, features, and hairstyle recognizable (someone who knows them should identify them) - Warm expression with a subtle smile; subject should feel slightly more attractive than the original in a natural way - BUT do not alter the face enough to make them look like a different person